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1/29/2016

Trump 2016: Let's make America 'great' again!

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by PAJAH WILLIAMS
Staff writer

Despite the criticism he has received for his brutal honesty and politically incorrect statements, Donald Trump seems to be a guy with his toupee on straight –- I’m sorry, his head is on straight. The toupee is a little crooked.

Nonetheless, the man is very direct and seems to be the only presidential candidate who has plans of making America great again. Again, you know like in the past when America was such a beautiful nation blooming with grace, vigor, reputation… and racism. The good old days when you could lynch humans for sport and then turn around and claim a seat in congress or as a doctor or a lawyer – professions that ironically endorse things like justice and the value of respecting human life. You know, irony is a lost art in these increasingly liberal States and here comes good ole Trump hoping to claim it back.
I mean, such has been our nation’s value for centuries that all men were created equal. However, all men were never considered equal by our founding fathers. All white men maybe… who were heterosexual… and had education… and owned property and accumulated wealth. Okay, so very few “men” were created equal according to the way they were treated and the rights they were given.
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And it was only men who had the luxury of competing basic human rights. Lest we forget the women! They never mattered, really. Let’s get back to those days! When a woman’s sole purpose was to be visually and physically pleasing to men. They didn’t have things like suffrage rights or access to adequate education. Women did not need education so long as they had a pretty smile and delicate charm about them. Now they want to burden us with trivial issues like equal pay. The nonsense! 

​A woman’s place is in the home weaving garments and making sandwiches while her husband ventures on extra-marital affairs.  That’s why Trump makes so much sense to me as the leader of the free world. I mean, the way that he puts Hilary Clinton in check for her inability to satisfy her husband is really inspiring. 
That is the kind of leader that we need! That is someone who remains true to the overtly misogynic and racist America that once was!
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Why do people hate this man so? He clearly represents all of the most prominent aspects of America back when it was “great.”

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