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10/27/2016

'TU, What's Good?' on the Christmas Spirit

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Okay so listen to this. I am over here just trying to get my holiday spirit on, and these scrooges at this school are totes killing my vibe. I have a 125 song Christmas playlist and it is LIT year round, but these dragon downers in Tiffin are acting like total cotton-headed ninnymuggins and I AM FED UP. I was halfway through Pentatonix's killer version of Mary, Did You Know and someone had the audacity to yell at me. They're all like "ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET." It is getting ridiculous. All I want to do is jingle my bells and people are throwing shade. I am in need of a way to tell all these haters to back off without getting put on Santa's naughty list. TU, what's good?
- Sassy Santa
Dear Buddy the Elf,

Take some notes from one of the most inspirational public figures of our time, Miranda Sings, and tell the haters to back right off. You continue being your holly jolly self and jingle all the bells you desire. You are a strong, independent little elf and do not need that type of negativity in your life. If Christmas music is your favorite genre of music, then you listen to all the holiday tunes you want. There is no limit to your holiday spirit, so keep spreading the joy to the scrooges in your life. Eventually they will get over it (if they don’t, they’ll have to deal with coal in their stocking). Just, maybe try some headphones. People can be annoying so you do not need to deal with that.

Lots of Love,
A Tystenangel

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