by KARINA CLOESMEYER

by ANDRE DREW
Co-editor

Looking for some new music to listen to? Then On Top is the band for you.

The band composed of Tiffin University students Dominic Giovanni and Jazz Hannah has only been on the scene for a year now, but it is already drumming up a following among the student body, including this journalist. The band started randomly, said both band members.

The doorknob clicked as it slowly opened. Zee's radar cone cat ears went into full alert as she almost opened her eyes. "Mara's home," she meowed with delight and jumped down from her favorite napping place on the window ledge in the living room. She ran to the door to greet her beloved companion.
 
Bam! The force of the impact sent Zee rolling across the slick kitchen tile floor. 
 
"Kiska," Mara shouted as she threw her books on the sofa and bent down to wrap her arms around the squirming, tail wagging Golden Retriever puppy she had gotten last month for her seventh birthday. "I missed you all day." 

by NICK BUCHANAN
Co-editor

Welcome to Hotel Cortez. The rooms are musty, wireless Internet access is absent, and half-living humans are sewn into the mattresses. Oh, and you’ll be automatically assigned to room 64, where you’ll be violated, mutilated, and sucked dry of your blood. Don’t like it? What a shame; you’ve already paid your deposit and there are no refunds.

Within the first 25 minutes of the season premiere of FX’s American Horror Story: Hotel, two privileged foreign girls and an uptight drug addict all occupy and vacate room 64 – and by vacate, I mean held captive or killed away without remorse.

Want to speak to management about your problems? I wouldn’t.

by MADISON MOBUS
Staff writer

Zoey 101 fans rejoice.

​Popular Nickelodeon director Dan Schneider released a clip on his YouTube account ‘DanWarp’ on Sept. 15 to answer long suppressed questions about Zoey's time capsule message to Chase. Actors Christopher Massey and Sean Flynn returned to the screen to bring their characters, Michael Berret and Chase Matthews respectively, back to life. The characters were reunited in their usual bromantic fashion, interrupting Chase’s proposal to his girlfriend.

compiled by ANDRE DREW
Co-editor

​Need something to binge watch over midterm break? Or are you afraid that your favorite program will be yanked from Netflix's listings? Here’s a list of shows coming and leaving the streaming service in the next month.