by NICK BUCHANAN, JESSICA HOLLAN, and BRANDON UTLEY
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by NICK BUCHANAN
Welcome to Hotel Cortez. The rooms are musty, wireless Internet access is absent, and half-living humans are sewn into the mattresses. Oh, and you’ll be automatically assigned to room 64, where you’ll be violated, mutilated, and sucked dry of your blood. Don’t like it? What a shame; you’ve already paid your deposit and there are no refunds.
Within the first 25 minutes of the season premiere of FX’s American Horror Story: Hotel, two privileged foreign girls and an uptight drug addict all occupy and vacate room 64 – and by vacate, I mean held captive or killed away without remorse.
Want to speak to management about your problems? I wouldn’t.
by MADISON MOBUS
Zoey 101 fans rejoice.
Popular Nickelodeon director Dan Schneider released a clip on his YouTube account ‘DanWarp’ on Sept. 15 to answer long suppressed questions about Zoey's time capsule message to Chase. Actors Christopher Massey and Sean Flynn returned to the screen to bring their characters, Michael Berret and Chase Matthews respectively, back to life. The characters were reunited in their usual bromantic fashion, interrupting Chase’s proposal to his girlfriend.
by NICK BUCHANAN
Last Tuesday marked the debut of a new line of fall television shows. Fox has been hard at work, plugging its new comedy-horror series Scream Queens for the past few months. The show has gained a lot of traction virally but turned out only modest viewership ratings during its premiere. Popularity and numbers aside, though, how does the show fare in terms of quality?
Honestly, pretty well.
Spoiler alert: If you have not watched Scream Queens yet and don’t want any details revealed, do not click the “Read More” option.
by BRITTANY MOORE
What would you do if you were neighbors with your favorite fairy tale character? ABC’s Once Upon A Time does just that! Take a dive into Story Brooke, Maine and meet some of Disney’s notorious characters. We meet Regina Mills, played by Leann Parrila (best known for Spin City), who is the mayor of Story Brooke. Regina, the evil queen in the Enchanted Forest, has a curse to banish everyone to Story Brooke.
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