by JESSICA HOLLAN
New Year’s Eve: a stress-free holiday meant for nothing more than throwing a party to ring in the New Year. Yet you managed to get roped into going to your mom’s for New Year’s Eve, which means (you guessed it!) another night attempting to dodge Aunt Betty and her annoyingly condescending remarks. But you and I both know you won’t be able to avoid her all night, especially since she is on a mission to guilt you since you haven’t come to the family events since last Christmas. Therefore, I have put it upon myself to help you out and offer up some hints as what to say when she comes barging through the front door, wanting to know all about your lucrative prostitution business, that private island your billionaire fiancé bought you, and exactly WHY hasn’t she received her ‘save the date’ yet. You’re welcome.